Paul Ehrlich is a sound fella.
Balls

I like testicles. So does gareth.

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Hello my name is YARRRR

Buuuut,

some fucking foreign fella on take me out inne. Some german cuntilungi and a manc. I need a poo.

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MindFuck

Stressed spelt backwards spells Desserts. Mad ting breda.

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Live Blast from Marco Polo

I don’t like taking pictures. People keep flashing cameras and ting. I don’t like it. Fuck the mandem.

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hey this is abbie, I was just wondering why you hold such sexist views in relation to female referees?
Anonymous

You saying bruv? Cos I is a mad ting. Scene.

Ask me if i’m arsed.

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WHAT YOU SAYING BRUV?!?
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WHAT YOU SAYING BRUV?!?

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Sian Massey.

She’s a fucking woman. Its a man games so we should have men referees. She should go referee women’s games. Its not sexist, its true. Its like having a straight man selling tampons. Its like when there are tampon advents during top gear. Big up the mandem. Fuck femidoms. 

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Shout Out.

sup G? my boys call me kolo, i prefer the enforcer cos i is so sick! this is a shout out to all my peoples hustlin’ on the streets! Big up arj, A-Dog and falcs. 
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